March 25
My Avid Readers,
My humans have FINALLY come to their senses and released me from the cone of shame! I feel like in retaliation I may have to come up with more evil genius plans such as the belly attack but I will see what they do to redeem themselves before I take drastic measures. I do have to say I made life rather difficult for everyone when we went to see the doctor lady. Look at how sneaky I am! I am clearly just one of the strange human machines!
I can't begin to tell you how good it feels to no longer have that thing keeping me back! I feel filthy from DAYS of not being able to clean myself! And let me tell you how horrible it is to try to taste the biscuits I was making with this cone thing in my way. UGH!On the plus side I managed to retain my fabulousness throughout the entire ordeal. Don't you agree?
All in all I am a rather happy kitty now that I am no longer forced to accessorize in such a horrid way. Maybe my humans are worth it after all...
